So this happened at lunch today. And I just think it is too funny to keep to myself.
I'm a confident, strong, modern, independent woman. Right?
So during lunch today I decided I should go buy some condoms. Just in case. Because safe sex is important and it would suck if things were getting steamy and I was not prepared. You know. Someday.
And I am not risking neither my health nor pregnancy (even if it is only a slim chance at this point) no matter how frisky I am.
So I go to Walgreens and I stroll right up to the family planning aisle. Like the confident, strong, modern, independent woman I am.
And OH MY GOD there are so many choices! How do I decide what to get? What brand? What quantity? Because 3 doesn't seem like enough but 32 feels a bit....let's call it overly prepared.
So what did I do? I stood there for approximately one minute and then walked right out. Without making a purchase. Because I have no idea what the fuck I am doing.
Don't worry. I'll figure it out. But I think I'll do some research so I can look like I know what I'm doing next time.